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☆ 🌈 r 🐉 — they/he
☆ living in the pnw of the usa
☆ queer / trans / chronically ill / disabled leftist
☆ early 30s
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Current Mood: sleepy
Current Location: in bed dying from an onslaught of grass pollen
Current Music: Have You Been To Jail for Justice? — Anne Feeney

god imagine being “the holiest man on earth” (in quotes bc i’m not even a christian let alone a catholic so i don’t believe in that shit but still, respect to Pope Francis, he seemed like a good dude) and having to spend your last day on this mortal coil meeting with JD Vance. Having to spend any amount of time w that waste of space would probably kill me too, if i’m being honest, but god damn. at least he went down telling Vance how much he sucks shit at being Catholic (you know, the whole thing he bases his public personality on).

pope francis with a wide eyed grimace as jd vance approaches him

another angle of the pope's disgusted grimace when faced w jd vance

this is the face of a man being confronted by the devil himself

anyway rest in peace pope francis, genuinely. you were a real one. have had this song on my mind regularly since 2016, but today especially

Watch on YouTube

When the President talks to God

Do they drink near beer and go play golf?
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess God just calls a spade a spade
When the President talks to God

When President talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head?
When he kneels next to the Presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit?
When the President talks to God

I doubt it

Current Mood: blank
Current Location: little bed nook
Current Music: When the President Talks to God — Bright Eyes

with all the rumors flying around on tumblr, i've been glad to see more people considering trying dreamwidth. like. do i really think tumblr is going to shut down? no lmao. they've had so many nearly identical false alarms that it's almost comical. but i do hope the conversation makes people think about picking dreamwidth back up or, if they weren't around for the time that LJ/DW were more popular, about trying something new. i really miss the lj days and i love the way dreamwidth's UI prioritizes commenting/direct communication. i think it has the potential to kind of revive the actual community aspect of fandom that seems to be dying on tumblr.

i reached out to support today about taking on administration of the dead m*a*s*h communities at already exist here. if the old admins are inactive but want to retain control, i can just start a new community, but i think it would be nice to revive the old one(s). there's a lot of community events/projects that would be fun to run here that i've been wanting to get going and, while they've been on the back burner for a few months due to my personal life and mental health being on fire, i'm starting to feel that prickle of motivation again for the first time in a long time, and i really hope it sticks around.

personal/vague references to fandom "drama", i'm being a baby here, be warned

i've been preparing to have a conversation with someone soon regarding a situation that has been really difficult/hard on my mental health and depending on how they respond, things could go really well/improve but they could also go really poorly. they've been really kind in all our interactions since i reached out a few days ago, so my hopes are a little high, but i'm trying not to let them get up too far because i just don't know what they're going to say, and my luck (in general) has been non-existent for a long time. but i've been punishing myself/self isolating for months and i'm reaching my breaking point. i'm so nervous and i've prepared what i'm going to say to start the conversation (basically laying out all of my shit but like. explicitly in a morally neutral way just to let the other person see where i've been coming from) because i'm not very good at winging it and i'm so afraid of saying the wrong thing and being misunderstood, so it helps to have everything written out. but also i worry that that's annoying and adjnfalla. anyway. i'm anxious and i hope it goes well, but if things go poorly, maybe i'll still be able to build a nice space here, but if they go well, maybe i could have both.

anyway there's so many things i need to get done that i'm avoiding by puttering around on dreamwidth, refamiliarizing myself with how everything works, etc. but i really need to finish my spanish ci for the day and also make banana bread before my bananas get too ripe. speaking of food, one of my housemates just messaged me that they took "half of my rice" and that they're going to win-co tomorrow, so they'll replace it but like. i'm just over here quietly being really annoyed bc rice is the one food thing that i've been continuing to get the nice/good quality brand that i like during my unemployment and they're not going to have the nice japanese rice that i eat at win-co. and it's not like i'm unwilling to share - i'm always happy to share. i just wish they'd asked, especially since they took such a huge amount.

but alas. not worth dwelling on, just throwing it out into the void in an attempt to get it off my mind.

Current Mood: lonely
Current Location: bean couch
Current Music: Woke Up Now — The Mountain Goats

Thank you so much for creating a fic for one of my requests! I hope there is something here that inspires you, but please don't feel obligated to include everything - or even most - of what is included here. My general Likes / Loves / DNWs / Tropes / etc are available below as well as ship specific ones, but I'm genuinely pretty easy to please as long as my DNWs are respected, so if there's an idea you're really excited about, feel free to take what you like and leave the rest!

Treats are more than welcome from anyone and I would be so stoked! The more the merrier 🤩

M*A*S*H:

I have many more ships for this fandom, but there were only a few available for this exchange, so below are my both fandom & ship specific Likes/Loves and DNWs for this exchange, as well as some prompts/suggestions. These first four drop downs are all my general lists, most - if not all - of which do/can apply to this exchange, for more explicitly hurt/comfort prompts/ideas, see both the tags in my Ao3 Challenge sign up and the ship specific drop downs.

Some of my prompts in the ship specific sections are kind of long/rambly but feel free to take core concepts without all the suggested details if you like them but want to do something a bit different - the details really are just suggestions!

General Likes/Loves

I particularly love getting together fics, but I also enjoy an established relationship as long as it's got something to drive the story forward! Basically, I love some conflict - as long as there's a happy ending (this doesn't have to mean everything is perfect for everyone involved, but as long as my ship has a happy ending/is together/things end in a good place for them, I'm happy!). Third Person POV, please.

As for specific content that I enjoy: Yearning. My soul for yearning. Mutual Pining. Incredible. I love banter/witty dialogue - generally my favorite characters tend to have that about them so when it gets incorporated in fics I really love it. I also love an ensemble story so if there's other characters/ships featured in the background, that's always fun, but is not a requirement by any means. I really love when a character who has a lot of pressure on them - either from those around them or that they put on themselves - is made to rest/let someone else take care of them for awhile. I also enjoy when characters are made to question concepts and/or parts of their identities in ways that could drastically alter the trajectory of their lives. Love kissing/cuddling and smut that is tender or kinky or both - whatever you desire as long as my DNWs are kept out of it. I know it's losing favor for understandable reasons but I do love miscommunication/poor communication causing problems kind of fics. For established relationships, I love seeing people learning how to be together in new ways like moving in together for example, or foraying into polyamory and learning how to be a good and loving partner to more than one person, etc.

Huddling for warmth/two grown ass dudes sharing a single person army cot, R&R together, secret relationships, Traphawk and/or Swamp Rats shenanigans, Mutual Pining, keeping things generally believable to the time period (canon typical anachronisms are all good), though pre-war (for some ships), during canon (for all), and post-war (for most) are all fine! Genderfuckery specifically wrt Hawkeye is loved but not required. The whole "Forcing person A (cough, Hawkeye, cough) to let Person B take care of them" trope is a big one for me in this fandom. Found family is a huge part of why I love M*A*S*H so that being included is always a plus. I also really love Jewish Hawkeye.

General Favorite Tropes (in no particular order):

This is another one that just because it's not listed here doesn't mean I don't like it! Feel free to ask if you're unsure about something that's not on the requests or this list, but for now here's a list to start with, in no particular order:

Slow burn
Friends to lovers
Enemies to lovers
Annoyances to lovers
Fake relationship turns real
And there was only one bed!
Miscommunication/poor communication forcing a conflict to come to a head
"Let me take care of you" someone who needs it being forced to rest/take a break
Time loops
Person A sees Person B kissing/hooking up with/etc someone else and is forced to the uncomfortable realization of how into Person B they are/how they can't keep hiding from themself if they're repressed/etc.
Huddling for warmth turning into cuddling into kissing and maybe into more if you'd like!
Hurt/Comfort (as long as there's plenty of comfort + a happy ending!)
Relationship dynamics growing/developing
Genderfuckery
Sex Pollen (though I'd prefer there be an at least semi-plausible within canon explanation behind it)

General Kink Likes (if writing NSFW):

Begging
Bondage
CNC
Cockwarming
Consensual somno
Coming clothed/partially clothed/untouched
Desperation
Dirty talk
D/s play
Edging
Exhibitionism
Facials
Free Use
Impact play
Praise kink
Public/Semi-public sex
Sex Pollen
Teasing
Voyeurism

General DNWs

1st or 2nd Person POV
Reader Inserts/OCs
Social Media AUs/Chat fics
Gen
Modern/Mundane AUs/AUs that leave the canon setting entirely - Canon divergence/adding magic to the canon setting is fine/etc, but I prefer to remain in the general canon universe/timeline.
Character bashing (especially for the benefit of others) / overly comedic characterizations not in line with the source material / etc. Fandom specific notes may have more info on this. Particularly Trapper. As someone who genuinely likes both Traphawk and Beejhawk, it really bothers me when people villainize him/go the “Dark Trapper” route/etc just to make BJ look like a knight in shining armor to Hawkeye's damsel in distress. It's one thing for that to be BJ's perception/mental image of Trapper before meeting him, but I’d prefer it be clear that that's just his perception and not reality
Unhappy endings
Hurt w/ no comfort
Major Character Death
Unrequited/one-sided love between chosen ship characters (side/background characters are fine)
Non-Con (dub-con okay, but if it's particularly dubious maybe check in with me first)
A/B/O (I don't hate this inherently but I'm incredibly picky about it so I'd prefer not to receive it from a stranger. If you happen to be a close friend and you know what I like, I trust your judgement.)
Cis Mpreg outside of A/B/O
Cis Genderbending (making a character trans/nonbinary is great, but I do not want "has always been a cis [x gender]" type of gender bending.
Abuse / Violence / Gore (with the exception that canon typical blood/violence/etc is fine)
Smut involving bodily waste
Outsider POV
Dark Fic / Hopeless Endings
No Unrequested Ao3 Warnings

Ship Specific:

Traphawk

Obviously feel free to go with anything from the tags that are already in the Ao3 request - aside from that, as long as you don't go Dark Trapper/unhappy ending/include any DNWs, there aren't many ways you can go wrong. Whether you want to do during the war or post war, I love it all! Also love genderfucky/gender non-conforming Hawk but that's not required. Love it when Trap calls people 'Honey' in canon and that being turned on Hawkeye in fics 😍 My favorite thing about this ship is how well they work together, even without words. They are so in tune with each other whether for mischief making or otherwise and I love the way they can work like two halves of the same whole. Whether dancing in Yankee Doodle Doctor, harassing Frank or the brass, being Radar's Aunt and Uncle, and even/especially in the OR. I just love their love so much. Only being able to select 20 tags was cruel, so thank god for the Optional Tags.

If you write nsfw: I prefer Hawkeye bottoming. For D/s dynamics if you lean into any of those tags, I prefer sub Hawkeye/dom Trapper.

If you have an idea for Beejtraphawk that you feel strongly about/think I would like, go for it, I love them too, with the preference for this exchange specifically still being hurt Hawkeye. See Beejtrap notes in this post for relevant dynamic preferences/some Beejtraphawk specifics.

Some specific prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about), in no particular order:

(both hurt) Your classic Traphawk Post-War Reunion w Trapper having thought Hawkeye was dead: Past Traphawk pre-S4, now post-war and Hawkeye has come home. Trapper never wrote so Hawkeye doesn't expect to ever see him again until he runs into Trapper - perhaps at some point he ends up working at the same hospital or Charles works at the same hospital as Trapper and has invited Hawkeye to a function there, not knowing that his colleague Dr. McIntyre is the infamous Trapper. All Hawkeye's hurt from Trapper seemingly abandoning him/never writing/just leaving him w a kiss on the cheek and nothing else start bubbling up again, meanwhile Trapper looks like he's seeing a ghost and is devastated himself. They have to either find a private space to talk wherever they are or pretend everything is fine until they can go to one of their homes afterwards to be alone. They talk/fight/eventually can't keep their hands off each other - sex as a coping mechanism/physical comfort leading to eventual emotional/other comfort afterwards laying in bed together. Maybe some crying. Hopeful and/or happy ending! NSFW, ideally.
(hurt Hawkeye) Hawkeye overworked and exhausted and Trapper taking care of him whether Hawk likes it or not: A la Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde but not tagged to that episode. They've been working long hours, Hawkeye hasn't gotten enough sleep, maybe it's immediately post Tommy's death or maybe a Sticky Wicket situation or whatever other circumstances, but Hawkeye is in bad shape both physically and emotionally and is not taking care of himself/just keeps pushing himself and Trapper has to take matters into his own hands. A few, but not all of my fav relevant Ao3 request tags that you could use any or all of for this: A doesn't take care of their needs and dissociates so B helps them get back to normal, Character A sings Character B to Sleep, Exhausted insomniac fucked to sleep, BDSM - Sub lovingly dommed into accepting words of love and praise until they cry from overwhelm, Helping hurt character to dress/undress, Back rubs/hair stroking to help a sick/hurt character sleep, Rubbing a character's hands to ease tension/stiffness after long hours of work, Character trying to hold it together is clearly fraying at the edges. Would love NSFW, but SFW good too!
(hurt Hawkeye OR hurt Trapper) Character Tries to Convince Themselves They're Fine With Casual Sex; They're Not: They flirt with each other so incessantly and I love that it can be read externally both as genuine and as a joke, and perhaps it's confusing even for them. It gets taken a little too far maybe and things happen, but one of them is still unsure if it's real or casual or a joke/game of chicken to the other and is struggling with the casual nature of where things have gone. They think they can handle it but it's hurting them pretty damn bad. Maybe one offered a night of sex as stakes in a poker game and whoever is offered this is now having feelings about what they've been wanted so badly being offered to them in such an impersonal way or what have you. Whatever the circumstance you choose, I love the angst of deciding whether you want to take what you can get in the way you can get it or not wanting it if it's not real on both sides (it should end up that it is real on both sides. while I love some angst/conflict, I do want a happy ending)! NSFW, ideally.
(hurt Hawkeye) Bathing/showering together as comfort: Could be post a physical injury or exhaustion/mental or emotional distress/what have you. But whether they're in the officer's showers in camp or at a hotel on well deserved R&R in Tokyo/Seoul, Trapper taking care of Hawkeye/taking him apart to help him relax/wind down/feel better/care for him in whatever way he needs. Helping him dress/undress, cleaning his body, being both gentle and teasing/flirty in the way they are, washing his hair, just general body worship/physical affection and comfort. Lots of kissing. Helping him stand if he's physically injured or so exhausted that he can't. Taking him to bed (whether their big fluffy hotel bed or their cots shoved together in the Swamp with Frank conveniently gone for the night) and giving him a massage/rub down that could - but doesn't have to - lead to gentle, tender sex. Running his fingers through Hawkeye's hair/rubbing his back until he falls asleep. etc. NSFW or SFW are both good for this prompt.
(both hurt or hurt Hawkeye) At an aid station or trapped behind enemy lines and Hawkeye or both is seriously injured: What it says on the tin basically. Them at an aid station or making a delivery of medicine to the orphanage or trying to get to another MASH to either give a demonstration or because they were called for help - whatever the circumstances, Hawkeye or both of them have been seriously injured. Maybe the aid station was bombed. Maybe Hawkeye accidentally drove over a landmine in the jeep and he or both of them are varying levels of hurt. Maybe they got lost and ended up behind enemy lines, and are now hiding and trying to make sure whoever is hurt will make it through the night. Having to perform emergency medicine on your friend/lover (whether pining or established relationship), without access to the proper tools and equipment, only what is in their medicine bag (or what's left of their medicine bag if they were shelled/drove over a mine). Mutual pining if not established relationship. Happy ending for romance, happy or hopeful ending re: injuries ❤️ SFW or NSFW good for this prompt but probably depends on how severe the injuries 😅

DNWs:

All from general unless specifically requested in the Ao3 Sign Up
Dark Trapper
Graphic Violence (outside of specified tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids aside from blood
AUs that change the setting (pre or post war is okay though)
A/B/O (unless you know me personally/we have talked about what I like)

Charhawk

I love all the different directions this ship can go, there are so many really great ways to read their relationship that all create different dynamics - I love a flexible ship. I do prefer the directions where Charles' more human side is leaned into, like the episodes where he either has a softer side or has been humbled in a way that makes him re-evaluate pre-conceived notions he had about himself or those around him rather than digging his heels in. I love the way they bicker and snipe at each other, but still have that begrudging at first but eventually genuine respect for each other, both as physicians and as people. Also, if you want to go the poly route, I love post-war Chardonnahawk, where Charles and Donna are married for real and Hawkeye is a third partner for them who either comes and goes as he pleases/is a more serious type of friend with benefits, or is a permanent partner.

If you write NSFW: I prefer Hawkeye bottoming. For D/s dynamics if you lean into any of those tags, I usually prefer sub Hawkeye/dom Charles, but some things work better w sub Charles so if you want to write something that works better in that direction, go for it.

Some specific prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about), in no particular order:

(hurt Hawkeye or hurt Charles) One being hurt either physically or emotionally and surprising the other by coming to him for comfort instead of someone else/etc: How/why he is hurt/why he didn't go to BJ probably (if hurt Hawkeye) or someone else or the surprise being that he came for help at all (if hurt Charles) is up to you! Perhaps the hurt character is sick but not seriously injured and wants care. Perhaps they have a head injury and, in their current state of no filter, kept asking for the other who they've been secretly pining for or keeps disclosing things that will embarrass them later. Maybe the hurt character has lost several patients and is having a crisis of confidence and goes to the other for help (perhaps Hawk didn't go to BJ, for example, because he knows BJ would just try to make him feel better, whereas he knows or at least expects that Charles will be brutally honest with him. Perhaps Charles goes to Hawkeye because he's the surgeon at the MASH that Charles most respects and/or he has secret feelings for Hawkeye and wants to be reassured by him. Idk - if you have other ideas, go for it! Just the surprise of the comforter at being asked for comfort by the comfortee specifically, and eventually leading to both the hurt character getting the comfort they needed and perhaps even a new romantic/physical development in their relationship. Simple/gentle touches having a huge impact. All that good stuff. NSFW or SFW both good for this prompt.
(hurt Charles) Agitated control freak needs to be dominated sexually to calm down and is bad at asking for it: What it says on the tin. The tag I wasn't expecting, but when I saw, knew it was perfect for this ship. Would love to have this maybe be an ongoing situation that they don't instigate often, especially since Charles is so bad at asking for it when he needs it, and they don't really talk about it ever outside of the occasions under which it happens (probably because Charles avoids any attempts Hawkeye makes to talk about it/discuss boundaries), so perhaps some amount of under-negotiated kink. But it's basically fallen into a pattern of Charles getting worse and worse, more and more insufferable to be around (I love him but he can get insufferable lmfao), and eventually it reaches a peak where something or someone is going to blow, so Hawkeye tracks him down, makes sure they have privacy and doms the hell out of him until he breaks and calms down/gets what he needs. Still bottom Hawkeye but bottom =/= sub. NSFW for this one obviously 😅
(hurt Hawkeye) BDSM - Sub lovingly dommed into accepting words of love and praise until they cry from overwhelm: Kind of tangential/a reverse to the previous prompt, haha. Similar, but different. Hawkeye's been overdoing it/being too hard on himself (again, perhaps he lost a patient/something went wrong in surgery/is just overworked) - but whatever the problem he needs to give himself a fucking break and he won't do it, so Charles will just have to Make Him™ 😇 This could be the latest in an ongoing situation, but Hawkeye is less ashamed of talking about shit so could still be under-negotiated but could also be more sorted out, BUT I thin it might be more fun to be under-negotiated, but in the sense of this is the first time it's ever happened/maybe Charles kind of falls into doing it unintentionally but then realizes that it's getting through/that it's working, so he just keeps going and it's very cathartic for both of them tbh, but especially Hawkeye. Charles is also surprisingly (to Hawkeye, esp if its the first time it's happened) kind about it in the aftermath/doesn't mock him or use it against him or anything. It's just good and what he needed and maybe leaves off in a place either explicit or open ended agreement that if he needs this again, to just say so/do some kind of safe word/signal and Charles will be there to help him again in the future. NSFW for this one obviously 😅
(hurt Hawkeye or hurt Charles) hurt character sustains a serious but temporary injury or disability: This prompt is much more general/what it says on the tin kind of request but thinking about like a serious hand injury or like the time when Hawk was temporarily blinded by the stove - something along those lines. But the other character taking care of them both medically but also helping them with tasks/as well as emotionally/with their fears anxieties of what if it's permanent. Some of my requested Ao3 tags that are relevant: Touch Starved - Character Startled by How Good Being Touched Feels, Character feels useless/like a burden due to their illness/injury, Character A tries to help Character B without offending their pride and dignity, running fingers through hair in a calming way, Character doesn't realize how badly they're hurt until they collapse, Character is an awful patientDoctor/patient both trying to ignore how sexually intimate this treatment is. Would love to have this be a getting together fic rather than established relationship or at least a pre-relationship/feelings clearly develop during it and future relationship is inevitable kind of deal. SFW or NSFW both good for this prompt.
(both hurt) Sons and Bowler's episode tag: I love how gently but insistently Charles is there for Hawkeye all throughout this episode and I would love to see something in the aftermath of the episode. Charles following up with Hawkeye who is so relieved that his dad is okay but perhaps still processing the fear/anxiety he'd been experiencing all day/hasn't gotten it all out of his system yet and doesn't ask but is relieved when Charles finds him and helps him get his mind off of it. Also the emotions about Charles' upbringing that were stirred up during the episode coming into play/Hawkeye reassuring Charles in some way/really seeing Charles as a person in all the ways that his family (except for Honoria) never did. NSFW or SFW both good for this one.

DNWs:

All from general unless specifically requested in the Ao3 Sign Up
Graphic Violence (outside of specified tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids aside from blood
AUs that change the setting (post war is okay though)
A/B/O

Houlihawk

Could go in any direction re: who is hurt, either/or/both, but my big thing with Houlihawk is I don't see them as a traditional romantic relationship. I specifically want to see them as friends/a qpr, even if they're hooking up/kissing/otherwise participating in acts traditionally associated w romantic partners. It's okay if, in narrative, the lines are blurred/there is confusion for one or both of the characters, but I'd like for that to be clear in the narrative if you go that direction! I love the way their relationship grows throughout canon from coworkers who barely tolerate each other to tentative/begrudging respect to friends to best friends (Margbeejhawk best friendship is so real to me). I would be happy to receive something set in any stage of that relationship trajectory, though I do have a slight preference for the final three stages (though if you have a great idea for the 'coworkers who barely tolerate each other' face growing past that in the face of the hurt/comfort, go for it!)

Some specific prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about or if you want to take the core concept of a prompt but do it in a different way), in no particular order:

(somewhat both, but mostly hurt Margaret) What's Up Doc episode tag: As far as we know, Margaret hasn't actually seen Donald in awhile, and I hc that, whether she was able to admit it or not, if she had been pregnant, the baby probably would have been Hawkeye's (re: Comrades in Arms), not Donald's, with the likelihood of that being part of it contributing to why she's so stressed (and also melancholy at the end that she wasn't, since by this point in the show, we know Donald is a scum bag and she and Hawkeye are so much closer). Would love to see something about that episode through the lens of that circumstance, and would especially love the hurt/comfort to be that she is in fact pregnant and, with Hawkeye's support of whatever decision she makes/being there for both verbal/moral comfort as well as physical affection, she decides that she needs to get an abortion, both for her career/future in that sense, and maybe even for the marriage she's still trying to save. Even if Hawkeye has offered to "do the right thing" and told her he'd marry her if she wanted to divorce Donald (I especially love this in regard to them not necessarily even trying to kid themselves that they could work as a long term romantic partnership, but discussing the idea of doing it as friends for their kid). Them both having feelings about that, even if they know it's what's best. And in the end, once she's made her decision, Hawkeye organizing/doing the procedure for her in secret since it's illegal/comforting her afterward.
(somewhat both, but mostly hurt Hawkeye) Another trip to an Aid Station in the mid/later season era: Hawkeye gets seriously injured and can't treat himself/can't stand long enough to treat patients. They call for help and Margaret tries to get Hawkeye stable, potentially with instruction from Hawkeye on surgical techniques that she isn't trained on/isn't confident enough to do on her own (even if she's been working in the MASH long enough that she probably could do it on her own). Maybe even once Hawkeye is stable enough that he isn't going to bleed out or what have you but either unable to stand or is too shaky/unsteady to safely operate, them doing a similar routine to have Margaret do everything she can to help/operate on the soldiers at the Aid Station with Hawkeye guiding her through it/taking on the role of nurse and handing her objects. Would love to see the aftermath/further care/comfort as well once things have calmed down and either they're still waiting on help and have to sleep there overnight or if they get brought back to the 4077th. Huddling for warmth/affectionate touch/joking around/literal sleeping together.
(hurt Margaret) Hawkeye comforting Margaret after her dad being shitty: Circumstances of what happened up to you - maybe it's after Father's Day or a disheartening or cruel (intentionally or unintentionally) letter. Maybe she broke the news of her divorce to her father and he was really shitty about it. Or whatever other ideas you have. Found family/best friend (or best friend with benefits) being there for her in the aftermath, comforting her/making her feel better. Could be SFW or NSFW, I love both.
(hurt Hawkeye) Circa WTK, Margaret offering comfort to Hawkeye re: Trapper being gone: Maybe she knew about Traphawk or maybe she didn't (if she did, I'd prefer to her being surprisingly cool about it, especially if this is the first time Hawkeye finds out that she knew). Perhaps it's even a past Margtraphawk situation and they're both upset, even if Hawkeye is way more fully hurt/broken about it). But I like the small hints of Margaret being more sympathetic to Hawkeye than Frank when Trapper leaves and it would be cool to see that confirmed. Could be NSFW but I think I'm actually leaning towards SFW for this one, mainly with Hawkeye just being comforted/understood in a safe way where he can be open about how upset he is without being afraid of his life being ruined by a blue discharge. Maybe she didn't know about Traphawk and she comes to him with the intention of chewing him out for not being as on top of things as before, even after all that time on R&R and he breaks down - either she figures it out on her own, or he's feeling low enough to tell her because things are already bad enough, what's one more life ruining thing? But, even if she's surprised/taken aback, it all makes sense in retrospect and she just holds him/tells him it's okay/she won't tell anyone/etc and just stays with him/offers comfort when he needs it. Would even love some dumb light hearted lecherous Hawkeye comments towards the end where he's trying to save face and she let's it slide given the circumstances but not without telling him that's the only pass he gets and if he tries it again, she'll knock his teeth out or some shit.
(both hurt) Character trying to hold it together/2AM talk in the kitchen Ao3 tags: This prompt is much more general, but I just love the idea of them both being fucking miserable / overworked / having a goddamn terrible time for whatever reason, maybe there's extenuating personal problems for both of them outside of the usual stress of an intensely overworked MASH during a push, but they're both fraying at the edges/can't sleep/had nightmares/whatever and unexpectedly run into each other in the kitchen in the middle of the night and offer comfort to each other. Maybe some literal bed sharing and/or comfort sex - perhaps Margaret invites Hawkeye back to her tent - probably with the explicit intention of it not being sexual but both SFW/NSFW are good for this prompt. Either it stays just cuddling/holding each other until they fall asleep or it does mutually turn into comfort sex (don't want Hawkeye actually pressuring Margaret/no dubcon for this)

Any of the above prompts could be SFW or NSFW, whatever you're feeling!

DNWs:

All from general unless specifically requested in the Ao3 Sign Up
Lasting pregnancy (see prompt re: abortion - pregnancy leading to that is fine, but I don't want it to end with Margaret still pregnant)
Graphic Violence (outside of specified tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids aside from blood
AUs that change the setting
A/B/O

Beejhawk:

Obviously feel free to go with anything from the tags that are already in the Ao3 request - aside from that, my main thing to note about what I like about this ship is not only the ways in which they are good to each other, but also the ways in which they clash. What I find most interesting about the Beejhawk dynamic is how often they are so in sync AND how often they end up bickering/fighting/being little shits to each other. They're so co-dependent but also they're competitive and snarky and take pot shots at each other. I don't like when their co-dependency ends up being flattened down to wholesome domestic bliss, I like when their relationship has the ups and downs that I love about them in canon. How they can both be terrible to each other despite loving each other so much. I want them to be happy, to be clear, I just don't think that has to mean they are just perfect loving partners 100% of the time!

During or post-war are both okay, I also love genderfucky/gender non-conforming Hawk but that's not required. Re: Peg, Beejpeg can get divorced if post-canon, BJ can be cheating, or Beejpeg could have either established poly or some kind of agreement that BJ is allowed to do what he needs to do over in Korea (it's just that neither of them expected he'd fall in love with someone there). I just don't want lavender marriage for the Hunnicutts or gay BJ. Bi BJ is wonderful, I just love when his canonical/evident love for his wife/attraction to several women throughout the show is not erased! The show is full of bisexual kings and I love them all! 🥰

If you write NSFW: I prefer Hawkeye bottoming. For D/s dynamics if you lean into any of that, I prefer sub Hawkeye/dom BJ.

If you have an idea for Beejtraphawk that you feel strongly about/think I would like, go for it, I love them too, with the preference for this exchange still being hurt Hawkeye. See Beejtrap notes in this post for relevant dynamic preferences/some Beejtraphawk specifics.

Some specific prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about)

(hurt Hawkeye) Period of Adjustment episode tag/aftermath: This is not about villainizing BJ/woobifying Hawkeye to be clear, I've just always wanted something to come in the aftermath of Period of Adjustment because, while I understand what BJ was feeling in the episode/why he reacted to things in the way he did, it still always bothered me that he never apologized for knocking Hawkeye out/destroying the still/etc and then laughing at him/making fun of him for taking precautions afterwards. Like. It's fair to suggest that the helmet was potentially partially a joke, but I don't think it was fully a joke - the way Alan was playing it, he did look genuinely concerned/alarmed - and yeah, BJ was drunk, but even so. I'm glad that he gets the comfort he needed from Hawkeye in the episode, that's good! But I wish that once BJ had sobered up/calmed down, even the next day or however long after, that he'd apologized, and since we didn't see it happen in canon, I've always wanted to see it addressed in fic. Maybe Hawk has a black eye the next morning and BJ apologizes/touches it gently/there's some kind of physical affection whether kissing or platonic. Could be SFW or NSFW, either is good.
(hurt Hawkeye) Trip to an Aid Station too close to the front for comfort in the mid/later season era: Could be an alternate take on Where There's a Will, There's a War where Hawkeye does get seriously injured, or an unrelated to canon occasion. But Basically Hakweye is sent to the front and gets seriously injured (would like it to be scary enough to be life threatening, but which - if he pulls through (and he does in the end) - doesn't get him discharged. Hawkeye shows up in a bus or on a helicopter as a patient at the 4077 (the aid station doesn't have time to send word to the 4077, so he just shows up by surprise) in seriously injured condition and everyone is freaked out/worried, but nobody more than BJ who insists on treating Hawk/doing the surgery he needs himself - whether or not that's a good idea or not based on his stress level/emotional distress over the whole thing is up to you. Mutual pining or established relationship. Happy ending for romance, happy or hopeful ending re: injuries ❤️ SFW or NSFW good for this prompt but probably depends on how severe the injuries 😅
(hurt Hawkeye) Mutual Pining/Sharing a Bed for Comfort After a Nightmare: What it says on the tin. Hawkeye having nightmares and BJ either telling Hawkeye to pull up his cot or get into BJ's with him, or just getting up and getting into Hawkeye's cot with him to hold him/comfort him/sleep there with him. Bad jokes as distraction, Cuddling/nuzzling, running fingers through his hair/rubbing his back to help him fall asleep, kissing maybe. Could be established relationship or first time breaking the seal from pining to action kind of fic. Could be SFW or NSFW, either is good. If NSFW, definitely gentle/tender comfort sex.
(both hurt) Homesickness/BJ missing Peg leads to offer of Casual sex that definitely isn't casual to either of them: Some angst with a happy ending here for sure. BJ is homesick/having a hard time being away from Peg (and, unbeknownst to Hawkeye, trying to internally reconcile his love for his wife with his steadily growing love/desire for Hawkeye), and Hawkeye casually offers (with the air of a joke for plausible deniability) to play at being BJ's wife/offers to blow him or give him a hand job or let BJ fuck him or whatever you want the offer to be. Could even offer to let BJ call him Peg, just to twist the knife a bit as the author - BJ maybe doesn't react to that super well, whether internally or externally, depending on your preference. And if he does end up calling Hawkeye Peg, either intentionally or by accident, Hawkeye probably doesn't take that well, either. Would also love if some kind of gender play for Hawkeye comes in here, either leaning into some flavor of gnc Hawkeye or just playing at feminization, but it's not required. Basically both mutual pining + a severe dose of fucking around leading to finding out/making stupid bets winning stupid prizes. But by the end, they've managed to communicate at least somewhat more clearly/be open about their feelings and offer comfort/love to each other. Hopeful ending. NSFW for this one, obviously. 😅
(hurt Hawkeye) Out of Sight, Out of Mind episode tag: What it says on the tin basically. We don't see a lot of BJ actually being there for Hawkeye during the episode which I think was intentional/for Hawkeye to have his realization that he has, but a decent amount of time is implied to pass and I'd love to see some of what we don't get in the episode of BJ being there for Hawk as much as he can/helping him with things/things maybe getting to the point where their mutual pining can no longer be contained and the kettle boils over. NSFW could be very fun, I actually kind of like the idea of things boiling over and their first time together being when Hawkeye can't see BJ and is just focused on the feel/smell/etc of him. But SFW is also good!

DNWs:

All from general unless specifically requested in the Ao3 Sign Up
Graphic Violence (outside of specified tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids aside from blood
AUs that change the setting
A/B/O
Lavender Marriage for the Hunnicutts
Gay BJ (Bi BJ is wonderful/strongly encouraged!)

Thank you so much! I can't wait to see what you write!! ♥️

Thank you so much for creating a fic for one of my requests! I didn't get a chance to finish updating my In-Ao3 Request before the deadline, so here are the extended details! (And ty to the mod for updating my request/sending it your way!) I hope there is something here that inspires you, but please don't feel obligated to include everything - or even most - of what is included here. I'm pretty easy to please as long as my DNWs are respected, so if there's anything you're excited about, feel free to take what you like and leave the rest!

Treats are more than welcome from anyone and I would be so stoked! The more the merrier 🤩

General/Non Fandom-Specific Info:

General Likes/Loves:

As for specific content that I enjoy: Yearning. My soul for yearning. Mutual Pining. Incredible. I love banter/witty dialogue - generally my favorite characters tend to have that about them so when it gets incorporated in fics I really love it. I also love an ensemble story so if there's other characters/ships featured in the background, that's always fun, but is not a requirement by any means. I really love when a character who has a lot of pressure on them - either from those around them or that they put on themselves - is made to rest/let someone else take care of them for awhile. I also enjoy when characters are made to question concepts and/or parts of their identities in ways that could drastically alter the trajectory of their lives. Love kissing/cuddling and smut that is tender or kinky or both - whatever you desire as long as my DNWs are kept out of it. I know it's losing favor for understandable reasons but I do love miscommunication/poor communication causing problems kind of fics. For established relationships, I love seeing people learning how to be together in new ways like moving in together for example, or foraying into polyamory and learning how to be a good and loving partner to more than one person, etc.

I feel like I'm rambling now so I'll stop, haha, it's just difficult to say "what I like" in fan content because I'm generally pretty easy to please - I like most things outside of my DNWs. So just because I don't mention it specifically here or in the fandom/ship specific notes, that doesn't mean it's not something I'm interested in! If you’re not sure, feel free to reach out to ask!

Favorite Tropes (in no particular order):

This is another one that just because it's not listed here doesn't mean I don't like it! Feel free to ask if you're unsure about something that's not on the list! But for now here's a list to start with, in no particular order:

Slow burn
Friends to lovers
Enemies to lovers
Annoyances to lovers
Fake relationship turns real
And there was only one bed!
Miscommunication/poor communication forcing a conflict to come to a head
"Let me take care of you" someone who needs it being forced to rest/take a break
Time loops
Person A sees Person B kissing/hooking up with/etc someone else and is forced to the uncomfortable realization of how into Person B they are/how they can't keep hiding from themself if they're repressed/etc.
Huddling for warmth turning into cuddling into kissing and maybe into more if you'd like!
Hurt/Comfort (as long as there's plenty of comfort + a happy ending!)
Relationship dynamics growing/developing
Genderfuckery
Sex Pollen (though I'd prefer there be an at least semi-plausible within canon explanation behind it)

Kinks/General NSFW Likes:

Begging
Bondage
CNC
Cockwarming
Consensual somno
Coming clothed/partially clothed/untouched
Desperation
Dirty talk
D/s play
Edging
Exhibitionism
Facials
Free Use
Impact play
Praise kink
Public/Semi-public sex
Sex Pollen
Teasing
Voyeurism

General Do Not Wants:

1st or 2nd Person POV
Reader Inserts/OCs
Social Media AUs/Chat fics
Gen
Modern/Mundane AUs/AUs that leave the canon setting entirely - Canon divergence/adding magic to the canon setting is fine/etc, but, with the exception of Les Mis, I prefer in the general canon universe for other fandoms.
Character bashing / overly comedic characterizations not in line with the source material / etc. Fandom specific notes may have more info on this.
Unhappy endings
Hurt w/ no comfort
Major Character Death
Unrequited/one-sided love between chosen ship characters (side/background characters are fine)
Non-Con (dub-con okay, but if it's particularly dubious maybe check in with me first)
A/B/O (I don't hate this inherently but I'm incredibly picky about it so I'd prefer not to receive it from a stranger. If you happen to be a close friend and you know what I like, I trust your judgement.)
Cis Mpreg outside of A/B/O
Cis Genderbending (making a character trans/nonbinary is great, but I do not want "has always been a cis [x gender]" type of gender bending.
Abuse / Violence / Gore (with the exception that canon typical blood/violence/etc is fine)
Smut involving bodily waste
Outsider POV
Dark Fic / Hopeless Endings

Fandom/Ship Specific Notes:

M*A*S*H:

I have many more ships for this fandom, but there were only a few available for this exchange, so below are M*A*S*H specific likes/loves and DNWs, as well as specifics about each requested ship, including some prompts/Suggestions

Likes/Loves

All from general + two grown ass dudes sharing a single person army cot, R&R together, secret relationships, Traphawk and/or Swamp Rats shenanigans, Mutual Pining, keeping things generally believable to the time period (canon typical anachronisms are all good), though pre-war (for some ships), during canon (for all), and post-war (for most) are all fine! Genderfuckery specifically wrt Hawkeye is loved but not required. The whole "Forcing person A (cough, Hawkeye, cough) to let Person B take care of them" trope is a big one for me in this fandom. Found family is a huge part of why I love M*A*S*H so that being included is always a plus. I also really love Jewish Hawkeye. And we can’t forget Hawkeye’s Canonical Breeding Kink.

DNWs

Everything from the main DNW list (If you know me personally enough to know the specific circumstances in which I do like something on the DNW list and want to do something with that, go for it - You know who you are! If we are not that close, please just stick to the DNW list.)
Character bashing/villainizing characters for the benefit of others (especially Trapper. As someone who genuinely likes both Traphawk and Hunnihawk, it really bothers me when people villainize him/go the “Dark Trapper” route/etc just to make BJ look like a knight in shining armor to Hawkeye's damsel in distress. It's one thing for that to be BJ's perception/mental image of Trapper before meeting him, but I’d prefer it be clear that that's just his perception and not reality).
Intense physical whump beyond exhaustion/fatigue/types of things that happen in canon. Someone getting injured in the line of duty (but ending up fine) is fine. Torture/gore/extreme direct violence/etc is not what I’m after.
No Unrequested Ao3 Warnings
Bodily Fluids/Scat
AUs that change the setting (see specific notes in ships)
A/B/O (unless you know me personally/we have talked about what I like)
Any non-requested Archive Warnings

Ship Specific:

Traphawk

Bath/Shower Sex - whether post war or during. If during, either in the Officer's shower or perhaps in a bath house/hotel room in Tokyo/Seoul, the world is your oyster! I just love when Hawkeye gets taken care of (whether he wants it or not) for once instead of trying to take care of everyone else at his own expense. I'm a sucker for Hawkeye being made to slow down/take care of himself/be kinder to himself, so something with that could be great (though this could be a story on it's own outside of the bath/shower sex)
Cock Warming/CNC/Consensual Somno/Consensual Free Use - not really a plot prompt but highlighting these kinks because I Just Think They're Neat
Sleepy/Tired Making Out/leading to sex - Perhaps one of them comes back from an aid station or something while the other has been worried about them and they have the Swamp to themselves. They're both exhausted - whoever stayed behind also had an incredibly rough X amount of time in OR, perhaps - but they're so relieved to see each other and they can't keep their hands off each other.
Offering a night of sex as stakes in a poker game - I just think this seems fun and has a lot of potential both for pure fluff/smut or some pining angst where whoever is offered this has been pining for the person who offered it and is now having feelings about what they've always wanted being offered to them in such an impersonal way or what have you. Angst of deciding whether you want to take what you can get in the way you can get it or not wanting it if it's not real on both sides (it should end up that it is real on both sides. while I love some angst/conflict, I do want a happy ending)!
Post-war reunion - whether going w/ the Trap thought Hawkeye was dead hc re: The Late Captain Pierce or if he never wrote for another reason, but happy ending please
Breeding Kink is always a winner/"Bottom Begs to be Creampied", but no actual mpreg. (the tag I used in the Ao3 request specifies 'two cis males with no ability to get pregnant' but that's just to avoid the mpreg, I'm a big fan of nonbinary/gnc Hawkeye and you're welcome to include that or to leave him cis, either is fine). Let Hawkeye have his breeding fantasy as either a positive or semi-maladaptive coping mechanism for someone showing him they love him and want to keep him/won't leave him!

DNWs:

Dark Trapper
Graphic Violence (outside of specified kink tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids/Scat
AUs that change the setting (pre or post war is okay though)
A/B/O (unless you know me personally/we have talked about what I like)
Any non-requested Archive Warnings

Beejtrap

Again, feel free to go with anything from the tags that are already in the Ao3 request - aside from that, I'm very flexible with this ship. Whether you want to do during the war with a Beejtraphawk Swamp or post war, I love it all! You can also feel free to include Hawkeye/go the Beejtraphawk route re: the poly tags in the request, but there's no obligation to! I also love when BJ is Weird™ about Trapper but Trapper is just ????? very chill about BJ/doesn't care or is just amused that BJ is Weird™ about him and this maybe irritates BJ even more but does facilitate them getting together, whether romantically or just for a good time. But you don't have to go with that dynamic.

Some specific prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about), in no particular order:

Beejtrap both going to Crabapple Cove of their own accord to woo Hawkeye post war but he isn't there! I just think this is very fun. Maybe Hawkeye is on a trip to visit someone! Maybe he's moved to Portland or Boston or New York or wherever - for his job? For another partner (Sidney or Mulcahy or ????) Who knows, the answer could be whatever you like! Perhaps a storm is coming and Daniel invites them both to stay and the only options are sharing Hawkeye's bedroom or one of them taking the couch. If Hawkeye is in Portland or Boston or somewhere close enough, perhaps they go find him and it becomes Beejtraphawk but I'd love for the focus to be on Beejtrap. Lots of bickering (probably initiated by BJ w Trapper being very amused) but I want them to find some common ground outside of Hawkeye/end up seeing each other in a new light.
Beejtraphawk - whether you want to go established poly or Hawkeye as the v getting them together. So many different ways to go with this one. I don't know that I have a specific plot in mind, I just love the three of them together. Could be post-war or could be a Beejtraphawk Swamp AU - up to you!
Cock Warming/CNC/Consensual Somno/Consensual Free Use - not really a plot prompt but I Just Think They're Neat
Competitiveness/Competence Kink - I love BJ's competitive streak and like the idea of this as a non-established relationship. BJ having attitude about Trapper for whatever reason (again, could be post-war or beejtraphawk swamp), but also unable to deny what a great doctor he is/how much longer he's been doing this than BJ - maybe having some feelings of both irritation and attraction from learning something from him in the OR or seeing how great Trapper is with kids. But anyway leads to Beejtrap fucking and BJ eventually warming up to Trap. I don't care who tops/bottoms here (or for any Beejtrap situation really), there's fantastic dynamics to explore in either direction.

DNWs:

Dark Trapper
Graphic Violence (outside of specified kink tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids/Scat
AUs that change the setting (beejtraphawk swamp or post war are okay and encouraged though/necessary for this ship to exist lmfao)
A/B/O (unless you know me personally/we have talked about what I like)
Any non-requested Archive Warnings

Chardonna(hawk)

I especially love Chardonnahawk as a poly relationship, so I would love for Hawkeye to be included if you want to go for the poly tags in my Ao3 request, but Chardonna without Hawkeye is good too, so if you prefer Chardonna solo/don't want to do Chardonnahawk, go for it! Putting (hawk) in the ship name in the prompt ideas to indicate they can be done with or without him. Also, Donna and Charles getting married for real post-war is one of my favorite headcanons, as well as kinky asexual Charles, my beloved!! If Hawkeye is involved, I prefer him bottoming wrt Charles.

Some specific prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about), in no particular order:

Chardonna(hawk) at a fancy hospital or society event, perhaps - Dressed up in black tie formal and perhaps one or more of them getting debauched in a closet/other room/bathroom/whatever private but semi-public place. If Hawkeye is included could be established poly/fwb or a thing that has been developing/isfinally coming to fruition
Chardonna navigating sex as an allo/ace partnership - either doing kink/reading erotica together/role play/etc. Or! this same thing but Chardonna(hawk)! Perhaps Hawkeye is actually there participating, either as an established third partner/fwb or it's the first time he's being brought into their marriage bed, or perhaps he isn't there and they're just fantasizing/dirty talking together about the idea of him being there/what they'd do with him.
Chardonna(hawk) hand feeding - could be solo Chardonna with this as a gesture of love/part of a long extended seduction/foreplay (we know how Charles is). Very romantic and I like the idea that all of these non-sexual types of intimacy are a big part of how Charles is able to get into the mood for sex as an aspec person. Or if you want to go the Chardonnahawk route, either in the same vein (I like the idea of Hawkeye perhaps being somewhat uncomfortable at first at how little pretense there is here/at the idea of this type of non-sexual intimacy, perhaps their poly/fwb situation is new?), or I am obsessed with the pet play in KJGooding's Boston Swinger's verse and would love to see more people explore this kink with this poly relationship. (Obviously not copying Kellan, but I just wanted to give them credit for the idea/inspiration ️️♥️) I just love the way it allows Hawkeye to turn off his brain and be taken care off.
Chardonna - re: the inherent romance of being known/enthusiastic and loving descriptions of bodies/etc in the Ao3 request, I love the idea of them just having something so solid/really reveling in everything about each other. Could go Chardonna(hawk) too but no specific thoughts about that.

DNWs:

Pregnancy/Kid-fic (enjoy kidfic for this ship but not what I want in a
Graphic Violence (outside of specified kink tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids/Scat
AUs that change the setting (beejtraphawk swamp or post war are okay and encouraged though/necessary for this ship to exist lmfao)
A/B/O
Any non-requested Archive Warnings

Les Mis:

Likes/Loves

Anything from the general section, really + AUs. Modern / Magical / Politics / Theater / whatever you want, as long as they’re adults.

DNWs

Anything from the general DNW list (aside from AUs obviously)
One exception: I do not want High School AUs – While I revisit high school AUs I loved back in the day sometimes, I’m just more interested in reading about adults at this point in my life, and especially do not want to receive underage smut.
Canon-era (let them live and be happy haha)
Graphic Violence (outside of specified kink tags)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids/Scat
A/B/O

Ship Specific:

Enjoltaire:

This is my fav ship for Les Mis and as long as they have a happy ending, it's pretty difficult to go wrong! I love the dichotomy between them and their values/the way they are both similar and incredibly dissimilar, combined with Grantaire's deep love and respect for Enjolras. The whole, not believing in anything but believing in Enjolras of it all ♥️ I love them bickering but also growing more and more fond of each other until they finally fall into each other. I also love playing in the space of Grantaire's insecurity.

Prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about)

Sex between friends who just committed a crime while tipsy & delighted - something with them doing a crime in service of a political cause they're fighting for, whether something as simple as graffiti or bigger like sabotaging equipment like pouring shit in gas tanks of oil drilling machinery or like those pro-Palestine activists who poured red paint into that Israeli arms factory and contaminated the field/destroyed their operations.
Argument leads to sex/bickering as foreplay - what it says on the tin!

DNWs:

Graphic Violence (outside of specified kink tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids/Scat
A/B/O
Any non-requested Archive Warnings

Avatar the Last Airbender:

Likes/Loves

Anything from the general section, really. Also, while I prefer canon setting for ATLA, AUs are also great - Modern / Magical / Politics / Theater / whatever you want, as long as they’re adults. I also reaaaalllyyy love slowburn for this ship.

DNWs

Anything from the general DNW list (aside from AUs obviously)
Graphic Violence (outside of specified kink tags)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids/Scat
A/B/O

Ship Specific:

Zukka:

This is my fav ship for ATLA and as long as they have a happy ending, it's pretty difficult to go wrong! I love all their canon interactions and the solid friendship they form, and also the inherent difference in the way Sokka reacts to Zuko joining the gaang to the rest of them (he's pretty welcoming in comparison) sets up a really interesting dynamic. They have so much in common despite all their differences and I love them together.

Prompt ideas (though feel free to disregard if you have an idea you're excited about)

Friends to Lovers (Pining Best Friends Finally Become Lovers) - what it says on the tin!
Friends w/ Benefits where Experienced Friend (Sokka) teaches Inexperienced Friend (Zuko) sex - what it says on the tin!
Keeping relationship a secret from friends/family and failing miserably - what it says on the tin! Friends/family reactions up to you as long as it ends happily.

DNWs:

High School AU
Graphic Violence (outside of specified kink tags/what is canon-typical)
Rape/Non-Con
Major Character Death
Underage Sex
Bodily Fluids/Scat
A/B/O
Any non-requested Archive Warnings

Thank you! I can't wait to see what you write!! ♥️

"Will you then confide to me your secrets as to no one else in the world, and also share all my secrets? Will you regard our association as not merely for sensuous enjoyment, but also for close friendship, and for mutual help in the trials of life?"

- Autobiography of an Androgyne, p. 84, 1918

Two simple illustrations of Hawkeye from the fic over a pale orange/peach background. On the left is Hawkeye standing, his legs are crossed at the ankles and he is leaning demurely against an art deco credenza. His hair is styled into short finger waves, he has dark red lipstick, and he is wearing a 1930s style pale green dress with fluttering sleeves and a contrasting dark green draped vee neckline, buttons, and waistband, as well as dark heels. On the right is Hawkeye from the thighs up. He is no longer wearing the dress and is standing somewhat anxiously in pale pink tap panties with a peach lace hem, a matching pale pink 1930s style simple brassiere. Garter straps peek out from underneath the panty legs holding up a pair of nylons. He has one hand on his hip and the other is nervously fiddling with the strap of the brassiere.

In Accordance With Nature

My contribution to the 2025 Candy Hearts Exchange for my beloved

bonenest 🥰

Ship: Sidhawk
Word Count: 9,359
Rating: Explicit (See Ao3 Tags/Story Notes)

Hawkeye has been more than a little cagey about something for weeks, but tonight Sidney is in for both a distraction and a surprise.

Hello and thank you so much for writing a story or making art for one of my requests! I hope there is something here that inspires you but please don't feel obligated to incorporate everything or even most of what is included here. My general Likes/Loves/DNWs/Tropes/etc are available below as well as fandom specific ones, but despite how wordy all of this is, I'm genuinely pretty easy to please as long as my DNWs are respected so if there's an idea you're really excited about, feel free to take what you like and leave the rest!

Treats are more than welcome from anyone and I would be so stoked - the more the merrier!

General/Non Fandom Specific Info:

( General Likes/Loves: )

( Favorite Tropes (in no particular order): )

( Kinks/General NSFW Likes (feel free to Ignore if you don't want to write smut): )

( General Do Not Wants: )

Fandom/Ship Specific Notes:

( M*A*S*H: )

( M*A*S*H/DS9 Crossover: )

( Les Miserables: )

( Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (BBCA 2016) )

Thank you again! I can't wait to see what you come up with <3

Thank you so much for writing a story or making art about my favorite characters - I created a Dreamwidth account just for this, haha

My general Likes/Loves/DNWs/Tropes/etc are available below as well as fandom specific ones, but details/suggestions are just that - suggestions! Feel free to take what you need/want, but if you have your own ideas, go for it as long as you respect my DNWs!

Treats are more than welcome from anyone and I would be so stoked - the more the merrier!

Some of the following notes may be specific to fic writers vs artists, but if there is any confusion or if you need to ask questions/check in about anything, you are more than welcome to reach out to me through a mod! <3

General Likes/Loves:
I particularly love getting together fics, but I also enjoy an established relationship as long as it's got something to drive the story forward! Basically, I love some conflict - as long as there's a happy ending (this doesn't have to mean everything is perfect for everyone involved, but as long as my ship has a happy ending/is together/things end in a good place for them, I'm happy!). As for ratings, anything is fine - smut is welcome, but is not required. Third person POV is the one thing I'm firm on - I really don't care for first/second person in fanfiction.

As for specific content that I enjoy: Yearning. My soul for yearning. Mutual Pining. Incredible. I love banter/witty dialogue - generally my favorite characters tend to have that about them so when it gets incorporated in fics I really love it. I also love an ensemble story so if there's other characters/ships featured in the background, that's always fun, but is not a requirement by any means. I really love when a character who has a lot of pressure on them - either from those around them or that they put on themselves - is made to rest/let someone else take care of them for awhile. I also enjoy when characters are made to question concepts and/or parts of their identities in ways that could drastically alter the trajectory of their lives. Love kissing/cuddling and if you want to write/draw smut, it can be tender or kinky or both - whatever you desire as long as my DNWs are kept out of it. Love road trip fics. I know it's losing favor for understandable reasons but I do love a miscommunication/poor communication causing problems kind of fics. For established relationships, I love seeing people learning how to be together in new ways like moving in together for example, or foraying into polyamory and learning how to be a good and loving partner to more than one person.

I feel like I'm rambling now so I'll stop, haha, it's just difficult to say "what I like" in fan content because I'm generally pretty easy to please - I like most things outside of my DNWs. So just because I don't mention it specifically here or in the fandom/ship specific notes, that doesn't mean it's not something I'm interested in! Feel free to reach out to ask!

Favorite Tropes (in no particular order):
This is another one that just because it's not listed here doesn't mean I don't like it! Feel free to ask if you're unsure about something that's not on the list! But for now here's a list to start with:

Slow burn
Friends to lovers
Enemies to lovers
Annoyances to lovers
Fake relationship turns real
And there was only one bed!
Miscommunication/poor communication forcing a conflict to come to a head
"Let me take care of you" someone who needs it being forced to rest/take a break
Time loops
Road trip fics
Person A sees Person B kissing/hooking up with/etc someone else and is forced to the uncomfortable realization of how into Person B they are/how they can't keep hiding from themself if they're repressed/etc.
Huddling for warmth turning into cuddling into kissing and maybe into more if you'd like!
Hurt/Comfort (as long as there's plenty of comfort + a happy ending!)
Relationship dynamics growing/developing
Genderfuckery
Sex Pollen (though I'd prefer there be an at least semi-plausible within canon explanation behind it)

General Do Not Wants:
This is everything I can think of for now, though I may come back to this and edit it if I think of others.

Modern/Mundane AUs or AUs that leave the canon setting entirely - Canon divergence is fine, but all of the fandoms I've requested are ones that I prefer in the general canon universe.
Character bashing where undeserved / overly comedic characterizations / etc. Fandom/ship notes may have specifics on this.
Unhappy endings
Hurt w/ no comfort
Major Character Death
Gen Fic
Unrequited/one-sided love between chosen ship characters (side/background characters are fine)
First or Second POV or Reader inserts
Non-Con (dub-con okay, but if it's particularly dubious maybe check in with me first)
A/B/O (I don't hate this inherently but I'm incredibly picky about it so I'd prefer not to receive it from a stranger/someone anonymous)
Mpreg
Genderbending (making a character trans/nonbinary is totally fine, but I do not want "has always been x gender" type of gender bending.
Abuse / Violence / Gore (with the exception that canon typical blood/violence/etc is fine)
Smut involving bodily waste/fluids
Outsider POV
Dark Fic / Hopeless Endings

Fandom/Ship Specific Notes: (might make new posts and link to them from this post for each fandom since I can't put cuts within cuts apparently but i'll deal w that tomorrow)

I have many M*A*S*H ships and while I don't have specific thoughts about every single one, here are some M*A*S*H specific likes/loves and DNWs, as well as some specifics about some of the ships included in my request!

General M*A*S*H Likes/Loves:

All from general + two grown ass dudes sharing a single person army cot, R&R together, secret relationships, Hawktrap and/or Swamp Rats shenanigans, Mutual Pining, keeping things generally believable to the time period, though pre-war (for some ships), during canon (for all), and post-war (for most) are all fine! Genderfuckery specifically wrt Hawkeye is loved but not required. The whole "Forcing person A (cough, hawkeye, cough) to let Person B take care of them" trope is a big one for me in this fandom. Found family is a huge part of why I love M*A*S*H so that being included is always a plus.

Unsure if this should be in likes or do not wants haha, it's kind of an in between note, so I'll put it here: If you're going to have a Peg or Louise be included in the story but not as a part of a polyamorous relationship, I prefer that they be allowed to have agency/a personality over handwaving any conflict away, so either let things be messy on screen or off (whether things between her and her husband end amicably or not) or don't make her part of the story at all. Happy to elaborate on this if you have questions, though there are some more specific notes further down when I talk about the poly ships including Peg or Louise!

General M*A*S*H Do Not Wants:

Everything from main DNW list
Character bashing (with the exception of Frank) and villainizing characters for the benefit of others (specifically: Trapper. As someone who genuinely likes both Traphawk and Hunnihawk, it really bothers me when people villainize him or paint him as someone who didn't really care for Hawkeye just to make BJ look good/like a knight in shining armor to Hawkeye's damsel in distress. It's one thing for that to be BJ's perception/mental image of Trapper before meeting him, but it should be clear in the narrative that that's just his perception and not reality).
Intense physical whump beyond exhaustion/fatigue/types of things that happen in canon. Someone getting injured in the line of duty (but ending up fine) is fine. Torture/gore/extreme direct violence/etc is not fine.
(I may add more later but this is what I can think of now)

Favorite Episodes:
I saw some people mention this and thought it was a good idea, but because I included so many ship options in my request, it felt a bit impractical to compile a full list for every ship haha. That said, feel free to reach out to me through a mod if you'd like to ask about my fav episodes for any particular ship! I'd be happy to send you a list!

Kinks (feel free to Ignore if you don't want to write smut):

Pregnancy kink/breeding kink for Hawkeye specifically, for obvious reasons
TO BE CONTINUED I'M GOING TO SLEEP

Even if the end goal is a polyamorous ship (unless the marriage was open/polyamorous to begin with), I don't want it to feel like a bandaid solution to make the husband and his new partner (probably Hawkeye, lets be real) feel better about it, especially if they got together before telling her/her husband was essentially cheating on her.

Thank you again! I can't wait to see what you come up with <3

NOT DONE YET, POSTING UNFINISHED TO LINK IN MY SUBMISSIONS!